the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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Mr.Bean way..
2 weeks before test…
2 days before test…
2 hours before test…
During test…
…
After test…
(Source: closeasbreathing, via re4lity-blows)
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazingwhat
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
i remember hearing my elementary teacher talking about the different ethnic groups and she talked about how the Badjao people, who are primarily sea-dwelling and nomadic, teach their kids how to swim by tossing the small babies into the water because a baby’s first instinct was to swim. I dunno how accurate she was but the Badjao are amazing swimmers
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haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
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mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via re4lity-blows)
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
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apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
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