Hello, if I was a stripper my name would be HoneyBoobz. but unfortunately I am not a stripper and my name is just Cindy.... Anyway welcome to my life :D were you too can drown in self-pity and laughter.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
does anyone else wake up at 1-3am every night and then start thinking about how the world was created because I do
if you ask me where my home is i would reply with your arms and it might seem crazy but its true and i feel like a damn hobo right now
if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’
oh my god