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Hello, if I was a stripper my name would be HoneyBoobz. but unfortunately I am not a stripper and my name is just Cindy.... Anyway welcome to my life :D were you too can drown in self-pity and laughter.

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

joshpeck:

baileysglasses:

joshpeck:

why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background

The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.

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lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

forthosewhocravefashion:

Vlada Roslyakova stars as a ballerina in “Black Swan” photographed by Zoey Grossman | For Love & Lemons’s 2013 Holiday Collection

forthosewhocravefashion:

Vlada Roslyakova stars as a ballerina in “Black Swan” photographed by Zoey Grossman | For Love & Lemons’s 2013 Holiday Collection

bubbly-milk:

enxiety:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

I’m crying

d0nn0:

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

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here we have the wild and endangered Donasaur in his natural habitat

listoflifehacks:

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hydrogenbombs:

refreshing and gaining TWO followers

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