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Hello, if I was a stripper my name would be HoneyBoobz. but unfortunately I am not a stripper and my name is just Cindy.... Anyway welcome to my life :D were you too can drown in self-pity and laughter.

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

acomas:

does anyone else wake up at 1-3am every night and then start thinking about how the world was created because I do

nakedly:

if you ask me where my home is i would reply with your arms and it might seem crazy but its true and i feel like a damn hobo right now

phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

buhayumaasa:

This is heart breaking!!!!

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’
 oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god